I am wondering about what I will have to do if the time ever comes when I have to give up being an artist and need to enter a real world employment situation. I wonder if the current skills which I have acquired in my present career will be transferable to my resume, and how valuable those skills will be to the corporate world.

Skills such as:

1. Being a Chihuahua’s Butler
2. Sitting at the computer facebooking in my sweatpants.
3. Drawing funny pictures with 5th graders.
4. Drawing funny pictures by myself.
5. Driving to the Bronx.
6. Eating less carbs
7. Sharpening a lot of pencils.
8. Getting ink stains out of kakis.
9. Eavesdropping on gossip at the coffee shop.
10. Occasionally shaving.