Is it too late for me to join a boy band?
I have decided to form my own middle-aged boy band. It will be based on the “Spice Girls” model and will be called “The Spice Boys”. Band members will have different names like, “Business Spice” and “Sportsguy Spice” or maybe “Bearded Spice” or “Paunchy” Spice.
There could be a “Douchebag Spice” and “Deadbeat Spice” (the bad boys of the band)…….my own personal monicker could be “Neurotic Spice” or “Artdude Spice”…I would
be the dark and disturbed one that the women will love.