I got a new phone number with my new phone, and as it turns out, the party animal guy who had this phone number before me never told ANYONE that he changed is phone number, and so now I get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those mornings when I’m running late, I am considering installing a zip line from my sixth floor bedroom window, down to the entrance to the subway station below.
I am still friends with my ex. Yesterday, we were hanging out and running some errands together around town, and we stop into a Walgreen’s pharmacy to pick up some toothpaste, deodorant, etc. when she calls out to me across[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For breakfast, I really wanted an everything bagel slathered in cream cheese from the bagel place across the street, but instead, I am having a bowl of oatmeal and a banana. In my breakfast choice I see the great tragedy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are some high school kids in my neighborhood that look like they are 40 years old. And not a good 40 either.
The KFC around the corner has big posters in it’s window hawking a new menu item called a “Cheesey Bacon Bowl”. That sounds like a concoction I would have made when I was left home alone when I was twelve.
My neighbor has gone into the organic pita bread baking business and just gave me some free sample loaves. They are pretty good….and I’m surprised because he is a dilwad.