When I was a teenager I was given the following advice, “Love what you do and you will never work a day in your life”…. Of course, when I was a teenager, what I loved to do was eat pizza[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have decided to form my own middle-aged boy band. It will be based on the “Spice Girls” model and will be called “The Spice Boys”. Band members will have different names like, “Business Spice” and “Sportsguy Spice” or maybe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am in my local Staples in Brooklyn to make three copies of a page from my tax return. I find the only working photocopy machine sitting amongst the others that sit idle and useless like shipwrecked hulks. I put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have figured out a sure-fire domain name that will draw in thousands of people to my new website!: thebaldnesscure.com I figure that though there will be no such cure on my website, the people looking for it will most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yesterday, I walked out of a cafe in Queens at the same time a woman walked out of the neighboring 99¢ Store. As we both stepped on to the sidewalk we simultaneously spotted, there on the ground, a wad of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a great deal of work to do today, so I would appreciate it I did not get sucked into this pointless and pathetic, blogging world. I am an important person with many responsibilities. I can’t spend my time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am wondering about what I will have to do if the time ever comes when I have to give up being an artist and need to enter a real world employment situation. I wonder if the current skills which[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I really must tend to my vast fortune in a responsible way. Tomorrow I will go to the bank and ask the teller for some nickle, dime, and penny rolls.
So I’m walking out of the wine store as a scuzzy, thuggish looking dude walks in. He sees that I have a hand full of coins that the cashier has just given me for change. Then the scuzzy, thuggish looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…