Mind in Hand
on February 29, 2012
at 1:49 pm
Ladies, If you traded brains with a man for a day you would probably spend the day masturbating.
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Archive for Struggle
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Whenever I want to go downstairs, I step into the hallway, which lately has been smelling as if someone is cooking a rotting corpse for dinner. Then, I step onto the elevator. The fan in the elevator lately has been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I have figured out a sure-fire domain name that will draw in thousands of people to my new website!: thebaldnesscure.com I figure that though there will be no such cure on my website, the people looking for it will most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Wacky Hack: Modern Seduction in America
on February 28, 2012
at 3:33 pm
My old hotmail account, which I still use occasionally, has been hacked AGAIN. This really surprises me because I came up with what I really thought was an airtight password: 3jbvcjdbD∆ç≍©∫˜çFHuis5∆∫9∂∫©ß∂©¶•ªªær678ƒ∂ßjUo8∞§¶•ª$#@hiyC∂ƒß®†¥∑œ6ki∞9≤÷0 That password was really tough to remember! Now I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Playing Off Key
on February 27, 2012
at 2:24 pm
The other day, I stopped by my neighborhood branch of the Brooklyn Public Library. There were a lot of kids there and some of them were seated in front of internet connected computers doing whatever it is kids do on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Miss Step
on February 26, 2012
at 11:57 pm
I took a very dear friend out to dinner for her birthday last night. She has been very supportive of me during some hard times and she is now going through some hard times herself. Things have just not been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Brainstorming
on February 26, 2012
at 11:18 pm
Late last night, in a drunken and exhausted stupor, I was still trying to come up with a catchy domain name for my new website. At one desperate point I actually checked to see if monkeybutler.com was available…. It is.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Time Travel
on February 26, 2012
at 11:13 pm
The future is NOW. Come to think of it, the past is also now…. ..and..well….the present is now too. I guess it’s ALL happening NOW!
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The Cracker Pivot
on February 20, 2012
at 11:05 pm
I am going to go buy crackers instead of working on my website because it is becoming quite clear that I am a moron when it comes to web design stuff. Buying crackers is something I know how to do….and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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