I am in my local Staples in Brooklyn to make three copies of a page from my tax return. I find the only working photocopy machine sitting amongst the others that sit idle and useless like shipwrecked hulks. I put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have figured out a sure-fire domain name that will draw in thousands of people to my new website!: thebaldnesscure.com I figure that though there will be no such cure on my website, the people looking for it will most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My old hotmail account, which I still use occasionally, has been hacked AGAIN. This really surprises me because I came up with what I really thought was an airtight password: 3jbvcjdbD∆ç≍©∫˜çFHuis5∆∫9∂∫©ß∂©¶•ªªær678ƒ∂ßjUo8∞§¶•ª$#@hiyC∂ƒß®†¥∑œ6ki∞9≤÷0 That password was really tough to remember! Now I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Late last night, in a drunken and exhausted stupor, I was still trying to come up with a catchy domain name for my new website. At one desperate point I actually checked to see if monkeybutler.com was available…. It is.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The future is NOW. Come to think of it, the past is also now…. ..and..well….the present is now too. I guess it’s ALL happening NOW!
I am going to go buy crackers instead of working on my website because it is becoming quite clear that I am a moron when it comes to web design stuff. Buying crackers is something I know how to do….and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am wondering about what I will have to do if the time ever comes when I have to give up being an artist and need to enter a real world employment situation. I wonder if the current skills which[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a new phone number with my new phone, and as it turns out, the party animal guy who had this phone number before me never told ANYONE that he changed is phone number, and so now I get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The low tech, low cost solution to your high tech, high priced life. Take a walk with him by the water, have coffee with him on a bench in the park, have a drink with him at the local pub.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the future, the only jobs that will not be replaced by computers, robots, and overseas foreign workers, will be the jobs of CEO’s and politicians.