When I was a teenager I was given the following advice, “Love what you do and you will never work a day in your life”…. Of course, when I was a teenager, what I loved to do was eat pizza[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have decided to form my own middle-aged boy band. It will be based on the “Spice Girls” model and will be called “The Spice Boys”. Band members will have different names like, “Business Spice” and “Sportsguy Spice” or maybe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My therapy session today was an extremely emotional one. My therapist cried through most of it.
There must be a place, out there, somewhere, where people like me are worshipped like Gods. But who wants to be worshipped by a bunch of imbeciles.
I’ve been trying to follow the crinkled, scribbled-upon roadmap of my life, but now have spent way too much time at the truck stop of life eating junk food and drinking bad coffee. It’s time to get back on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ladies, If you traded brains with a man for a day you would probably spend the day masturbating.
I took a very dear friend out to dinner for her birthday last night. She has been very supportive of me during some hard times and she is now going through some hard times herself. Things have just not been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The future is NOW. Come to think of it, the past is also now…. ..and..well….the present is now too. I guess it’s ALL happening NOW!
I should at least paper the wall with bubble wrap so it will make a fun popping sound when I beat my head against it.