This afternoon, when I finished running, I did my usual sets of push ups and dips using the park bench as an exercise apparatus. As I did these exercises, I noticed an older Russian man, sitting on an adjacent bench,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was running at the waterfront park on this beautiful day, feeling great and cranking out ten minute miles (which is really good for me), and the sun was streaming in my face, and reflecting off the water. Then, all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will be going on vacation in about ten minutes. ..and by vacation, I mean a drunken stupor.
My therapy session today was an extremely emotional one. My therapist cried through most of it.
I am in my local Staples in Brooklyn to make three copies of a page from my tax return. I find the only working photocopy machine sitting amongst the others that sit idle and useless like shipwrecked hulks. I put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was just folding my laundry earlier this evening and as I was folding my newest pairs of underwear I noticed something very interesting about the evolution of men’s briefs. I remember, years ago that men’s briefs were designed with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was an enormously obese guy on the subway sitting across from me dressed in an MTA uniform, with a slim piece of cardboard in his hand that was the size of a stick of gum. He kept twisting it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wonder if there will be a couch to sit on when I get to hell or if I will have to stand the whole time.
There must be a place, out there, somewhere, where people like me are worshipped like Gods. But who wants to be worshipped by a bunch of imbeciles.
I only use 2% of my brain. The rest of it has wandered off on a fantasy bender.