I’ve been trying to follow the crinkled, scribbled-upon roadmap of my life, but now have spent way too much time at the truck stop of life eating junk food and drinking bad coffee. It’s time to get back on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some people live lives they have assembled out of gorgeous lies….. ….and I want to be one of them.
Ladies, If you traded brains with a man for a day you would probably spend the day masturbating.
Whenever I want to go downstairs, I step into the hallway, which lately has been smelling as if someone is cooking a rotting corpse for dinner. Then, I step onto the elevator. The fan in the elevator lately has been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am wondering if I should give up on this personal growth nonsense and just focus on comfort and pleasure. Maybe it’s time to get creative about how to waste valuable time.
My old hotmail account, which I still use occasionally, has been hacked AGAIN. This really surprises me because I came up with what I really thought was an airtight password: 3jbvcjdbD∆ç≍©∫˜çFHuis5∆∫9∂∫©ß∂©¶•ªªær678ƒ∂ßjUo8∞§¶•ª$#@hiyC∂ƒß®†¥∑œ6ki∞9≤÷0 That password was really tough to remember! Now I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The other day, I stopped by my neighborhood branch of the Brooklyn Public Library. There were a lot of kids there and some of them were seated in front of internet connected computers doing whatever it is kids do on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I took a very dear friend out to dinner for her birthday last night. She has been very supportive of me during some hard times and she is now going through some hard times herself. Things have just not been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Late last night, in a drunken and exhausted stupor, I was still trying to come up with a catchy domain name for my new website. At one desperate point I actually checked to see if monkeybutler.com was available…. It is.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…