The KFC around the corner has big posters in it’s window hawking a new menu item called a “Cheesey Bacon Bowl”. That sounds like a concoction I would have made when I was left home alone when I was twelve.
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My neighbor has gone into the organic pita bread baking business and just gave me some free sample loaves. They are pretty good….and I’m surprised because he is a dilwad.
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I really must tend to my vast fortune in a responsible way. Tomorrow I will go to the bank and ask the teller for some nickle, dime, and penny rolls.
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It appears that there is not only a mouse living in my kitchen, but there also appears to be a mouse living inside my Jeep Cherokee. I get why they would move into my kitchen…but why the Jeep? Is that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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So I’m walking out of the wine store as a scuzzy, thuggish looking dude walks in. He sees that I have a hand full of coins that the cashier has just given me for change. Then the scuzzy, thuggish looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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There’s a ghost in my underwear drawer, but it is only here for a brief visit.
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Introducing the iAlex
on October 11, 2011
at 2:32 am
The low tech, low cost solution to your high tech, high priced life. Take a walk with him by the water, have coffee with him on a bench in the park, have a drink with him at the local pub.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I used to believe that I couldn’t function in society, now I have come to understand that it is society that can’t function with me.
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Therapy has made me realize that my life is not fucked up because I’m anxious and depressed… I am anxious and depressed because my life is fucked up.
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