The world is a cruel, horrible, unforgiving place with a few good restaurants.
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Alex is sweaty and cranky, and mops his head with a hanky, He’s sick of the heat, He feels like grilled meat, He’s tired of being so stanky.
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I have a neighbor who is a shut-in. I only see her once a week when she dons a hideous, bluish, pageboy wig and leaves her apartment to go somewhere–I don’t know where. Occasionally, I will see her when she[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I’m tired. I’ll pay you fifty dollars to come here and brush my teeth for me, take my contact lenses out, and tuck me into bed.
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When will you humans learn, that this silly momentary feeling you call “happiness” is nothing more than the universe giving you a brief coffee break before you get back to the hard work of life.
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Life is infinitely complicated, and ultimately simple. ……or is it the other way around…?
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Next to Dale’s Deli, in the Skyline Shopping Center, in my childhood town of Levittown Pennsylvania, is a bar called the “Happy Hour Tavern”. When I was a kid there was a man who lived across the street from me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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For a myriad of foolish reasons, I have a storage locker located in my childhood home of Bucks County, Pennsylvania. This is 75 miles away from where I now live in Brooklyn, New York, and is very inconvenient. I usually[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Wouldn’t it be funny if the rapture happened and the only people taken up to heaven were the Jews?
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