The Chihuahua wants me to pre-chew her food for her.
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~New Years Resolution #1: I will try to use the word “fortnight” more in casual conversation. ~New Years Resolution #2: I will refrain from trying to repair complex machinery such as my car and my computer, using duct tape. ~New[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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It is a lovely day in New York today if one doesn’t mind their feet being marinated in filthy ice water.
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New York is Snowtropolis.
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If someone offered to pay you a million dollars, would you agree to legally and permanently change your last name to Douchebag?
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The problem with deluding yourself is that when the truth does finally eat your lunch, you are not prepared with a back up granola bar in your coat pocket.
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Life is measured by the times you feel alive, not the times you simply feel content.
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Reading self-help books and watching videos made by self-help gurus to try to learn how to be happy is kind of like trying to learn how to control the weather. There are sunny days and there are stormy days, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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