I have figured out a sure-fire domain name that will draw in thousands of people to my new website!: thebaldnesscure.com I figure that though there will be no such cure on my website, the people looking for it will most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My old hotmail account, which I still use occasionally, has been hacked AGAIN. This really surprises me because I came up with what I really thought was an airtight password: 3jbvcjdbD∆ç≍©∫˜çFHuis5∆∫9∂∫©ß∂©¶•ªªær678ƒ∂ßjUo8∞§¶•ª$#@hiyC∂ƒß®†¥∑œ6ki∞9≤÷0 That password was really tough to remember! Now I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Late last night, in a drunken and exhausted stupor, I was still trying to come up with a catchy domain name for my new website. At one desperate point I actually checked to see if monkeybutler.com was available…. It is.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am going to go buy crackers instead of working on my website because it is becoming quite clear that I am a moron when it comes to web design stuff. Buying crackers is something I know how to do….and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a great deal of work to do today, so I would appreciate it I did not get sucked into this pointless and pathetic, blogging world. I am an important person with many responsibilities. I can’t spend my time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…