I got a new phone number with my new phone, and as it turns out, the party animal guy who had this phone number before me never told ANYONE that he changed is phone number, and so now I get all kinds of crazy texts and voicemail messages for him day and night. People texting to meet them at night clubs, women texting for booty calls, drunk voicemails from his posse of partying douchebags, and yesterday….yesterday was his birthday. All day and all night long, texts came in from crude, hedonistic people wishing this dude a happy fucking birthday, and there were quite a few voicemails from slutty drunk women SINGING happy birthday to him.

I am mad. I am frustrated……….and I have to say, more than a little bit jealous.