I am still friends with my ex. Yesterday, we were hanging out and running some errands together around town, and we stop into a Walgreen’s pharmacy to pick up some toothpaste, deodorant, etc. when she calls out to me across the floor of the crowded pharmacy in a loud voice, “Hey Alex! Are you out of these again? Do you need another jumbo pack?”

…and she is holding up an enormous package of adult diapers.

I think I remember now why our relationship ended.